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I present this to you without comment.

What he sent:

What's on his profile:

Something tells me I'm not the self-absorbed one here...


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May. 25th, 2012 12:06 am (UTC)
Translation of that message: I looked at your profile and you looked hot and sounded interesting. But, in one of those moments just before I fall asleep and my delusions of grandeur fade, I realised you were too intelligent to fall for my bullshit. This deflation of my poor little ego, insult to my tiny penis and honest look at myself can only be rectified by sending you an insulting and unsolicited response. I am desperately hoping that you are not laughing your ass off at my bullshit but are feverishly composing a response in hopes of proving you aren't too demanding and self absorbed.

P.S: Plz msg me, I'm in a band!
May. 25th, 2012 12:33 am (UTC)
LOL. I much prefer your translation!

The sad thing is, this dude's like 45. You'd think he'd have learned by that age. (Or maybe he's trying negging?)
May. 25th, 2012 12:51 am (UTC)
Wow. All that effort into writing his self-summary, and he completely left out the part where he's an opinionated, ego-centric douche.
May. 25th, 2012 01:02 am (UTC)
Isn't it amazing??
May. 25th, 2012 01:39 am (UTC)
The lolwut section leaves me wondering who exactly lives up to his expectations.
I'd say he's totally self absorbed sounding so he has no room to talk, but since he lists fighting feminism as a hobby (because white males are totally the persecuted minority obvs) he probably thinks you shouldn't have an opinion because you have boobs. You're missing out on a real winner there!

Edited at 2012-05-25 01:41 am (UTC)
May. 25th, 2012 01:46 am (UTC)
I know, right? I googled MGTOW ("Men Go Their Own Way," from the first paragraph) and it is just a whole ball of anti-feminist crazy. Yikes.

I'm actually really glad I missed this message for a few weeks, because otherwise I'd feel compelled to respond, and it just would not end well...
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May. 26th, 2012 02:50 am (UTC)
That was my question, too! It's like he's taken it upon himself to critique girls' profiles, even though he's not interested, because clearly any girl could benefit from his infinite wisdom. Which just ups the dick quotient even more...
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We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
Through the unknown, unremembered gate
When the last of earth left to discover
Is that which was the beginning;
At the source of the longest river
The voice of the hidden waterfall
And the children in the apple-tree
Not known, because not looked for
But heard, half-heard, in the stillness
Between two waves of the sea.
Quick now, here, now, always—
A condition of complete simplicity
(Costing not less than everything)
And all shall be well and
All manner of things shall be well
When the tongues of flame are in-folded
Into the crowned knot of fire
And the fire and the rose are one.

--Little Gidding, T.S. Elliot

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